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Tuesday, November 08, 2005

小孩的藉口

曾經,我們也是小孩。也曾一時,我們也給予我們的長輩(特別是老師)無限次的藉口以脫離自己不想做的事務(指的是家課)。

其實回想起來,覺得好笑。

老套的藉口多不勝數,特別是老師交代的家課沒做的時候,有趣且小朋友絞盡腦汁所想出的新鮮點子。最爲好笑極爲普遍的有如以下:

1)奶奶/爺爺惡魔纏身/病逝十幾回
2)爸爸/媽媽意外身故/生病
3)家禽撕破並吞食作業
4)鄰居小孩(年紀比自己更小的)拿去塗鴉
5)不小心掉進馬桶

可能這些都是小朋友不經意地答案。他們還以爲這是可以瞞天過海,神不知鬼不覺的呢。這才有趣。

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